The Little Read Caboose

Mosquitoes

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 11:30:05 -0600

are just vampire flies.

I wish mirrors and pictures would get together

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 11:30:05 -0600

and agree on what I really look like.

It’s sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 11:30:05 -0600

for his crappy ACME gadgets, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels.

On the internet you can be whoever you want

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 11:30:06 -0600

It’s strange that so many choose to be stupid.

If crazy things keep happening to you

Sun, 19 Feb 2012 11:30:05 -0600

odds are it’s you.

Wise people think all they say

Sat, 18 Feb 2012 11:30:05 -0600

fools say all they think.

"If you fall, I’ll be there for you."

Fri, 17 Feb 2012 11:30:05 -0600

“If you fall, I’ll be there for you.”

- The Floor

A wise man

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 11:30:06 -0600

may look ridiculous in the company of fools.

Someone needs to invent

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 11:30:05 -0600

an alarm clock that emits the smell of bacon.

I love the sense of camaraderie

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 11:30:06 -0600

when an entire line of cars team
up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

You never know when it will strike

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 11:30:05 -0600

but there comes a moment at
work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything
productive for the rest of the day.

If things around you dont change

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 11:30:06 -0600

change the thing you’re around.

Why do we

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 11:31:06 -0600

cut down trees, make paper, then write “SAVE TREES” on them?

If a tomato is a fruit

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 11:30:06 -0600

then isn’t ketchup technically a smoothie?

How do those do not walk in the grass signs

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 11:30:05 -0600

actually get in the grass?

Deja Vu

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 11:30:05 -0600

When you think you’re doing something you’ve done before, it’s because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends.

It’s hard to be fit as a fiddle

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 11:30:05 -0600

when you’re shaped like a cello.

Imagination

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 11:30:06 -0600

is intelligence having fun.

Why does mineral water that

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 11:30:05 -0600

“has trickled through mountains for centuries” - have a ‘use by’ date?

The biggest lie we tell ourselves is

Sat, 04 Feb 2012 11:31:05 -0600

“I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it”