January 27, 2012
When you aim for perfection

you soon discover it is a moving target.

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January 26, 2012
Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn’t chicken!

(Source: randyshomestead.com)

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January 25, 2012
"Things are more like they are now than they ever were before."

— President Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1955

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January 24, 2012
"Our Cabinet is always unanimous, except when we disagree."

— William Vander Zalm, premier of British Columbia, Canada

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January 23, 2012
You can’t have a better tomorrow

if you are thinking about yesterday all the time.

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January 22, 2012
There’s always room

at the top.

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January 21, 2012
If an experiment works

something has gone wrong.

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January 20, 2012

You’ve cat to be kitten me right meow.

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January 19, 2012
Why doesn’t a deli slicer

just have a scale on it?

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January 18, 2012
"Wow, that is a nice lookin’ pair of Crocs."

— Said no one ever

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January 17, 2012
ROFL!!

LOL jk i’m still in my chair.

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January 16, 2012
Wouldn’t it be a smart idea

to make the sticky part on envelopes taste like chocolate?

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January 15, 2012
They say money can’t buy happiness

but it can buy bacon, and that is pretty darn close.

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January 14, 2012
Is it my imagination

or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

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January 13, 2012
Every good friend

once was a stranger.

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